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justjr
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Quote justjr Replybullet Topic: Think about it!
    Posted: 05 Mar 2007 at 7:29am
PONDERISMS

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
of natural
causes.
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily,
it is a valuable plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help
but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about
seeing UFO's like they used to?
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All of us could pay attention to the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to
start a campfire.
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Who was the first person to look under a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these
dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next
thing that comes out of it's butt."
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Why is the a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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Does pushing the elevator more than once make it arrive faster?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Just Drive Man!!!
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Quote avalanchuck Replybullet Posted: 05 Mar 2007 at 8:27am
Does pushing the elevator more than once make it arrive faster?
 
They had an outtake show on Mythbusters where they asked an elevator "expert" this very same question... he said no it does not.  They also asked about people being decapitated by elevator doors... LOL
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